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When boots die…

Last Sunday night, I was walking to work in the rain (my Metro ticket had recently expired, but that´s beside the point!) when I was alerted to a strange, uncomfortable, even unpleasant sensation in my shoe.  No more that a few seconds interlude was needed to identify the source as being a healthy dose of sludgy, street-born rain water, seeping ever so carefully through a hole in my boot´s sole, that up until that point I hadn´t known existed.  Carefully staunching the cry that attempted to escape my lips (these were not only boots, but old friends…black, slouched, pointed-toe wonders that had cost me $8, 5 years earlier and survived international travel, snow and the physical attacks of small children), I wandered on, feigning a sort of dry-socked comfort and dodging the night’s first wave of battered, drunken tourits.  Arriving at work and changing my old friends for a pair of grubby sneakers, I wondered if I should thank the winter rain for alerting me to the fact that my boots had succumed; or curse it for allowing that information to penetrate my happy relationship with them.  This was not the first time the rain had advised me of a well-formed hole in a loved pair of shoes; and the fact that the first pair lost to me were still sitting in my wardrobe 18 months after their demise (so unenthusiastic was I to part with them), seemed only to suggest that my mourning period for these boots would be long indeed.  Friends (particularly those whose finances, like mine, limit them to bargain shopping) suggested becoming close friends with Gaffer tape.  But, as my boots’ lining carked it several months ago, I’m wasn´t convinced that the supposed thousand uses of our friend Gaff could stretch to breathing life back into footware so clearly past its prime.

Why is it that sometimes we don´t realise that a situation, relationship or hope is flawed until rudely awakened to the fact?  Why don´t we look closer, harder, more frequently, more fervently?  Through  earlier inspection, we may repair boots before holes develop; remember that we have a saucepan on the stove before the meal burns; maintain good relationships with friends before their previously cute idiosyncracies become itching annoyances; or with partners before potential cheaters succumb to temptation.  Or, could looking closer, harder, more frequently, more fervently be construed as obsession, as unhealthy…as an inability to throw up your hands and just go with the flow, seeing  how things work out.

For now, my black, slouched, pointed-toe wonders sit next to my zippy sky-blue Converse in the bottom of my wardrobe; my toast is still bread; and my friends’ idiosyncracies remain cute.

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Little truths

1)  Warm tea may as well just be dirty water.

2)  The world looks a little better upside down.

3)  The first few seconds of running and the feeling that you could keep going forever make up for the pain and blisters that will enevitably follow.

4)  When feeling a little emo about the world, get yourself up to the top of the nearest mountain, hill, building, or step ladder; as with height comes perspective.

5)  A day with 100 things on the to do list is easier to face than a day with 1.

6)  Belly laughing is an essential pleasure not to be thought of as a treat.

7)  Roast potato with all manner of vegetables and cheese kicks arse.

8)  It would be great to have the internet at home.

9)  $8 for a pair of boots that lasted 5 years is a bargain in the truest sense of the world, and mourning their passing is justified and right.

10)  Telling and hearing the truth is as difficult as pulling a fluffy toy through a barbed wire fence…but must be told and heard regardless.

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When best friends get married, and bridesmaids overdose on shimmer gel.

Wedding day, yaaay! I'm the blonde at the back.

An old friend of mine got married two weeks ago – the first of my most inner circle of childhood friends to don the dress and cut the cake.  It was a surreal experience, one that I couldn’t attach to any sort of reality even while in the midst of it standing with the other bridesmaids grinning for photos.  While the two of us never went so far as to attach pillowcases to our heads and walk through our homes, garden-picked flowers in hand; we had talked about boys and kids and marriage, but always with a whimsical air of fantasy that came from a sort of invisible understanding that all of this was light years ahead  of us.  Throughout her reception, it felt like she had staged an elaborate game of make-believe for us…and while I ate my seared lamb with baby snow peas, drank delightful champagne cocktails, and even while I gave a speech from the front of the reception hall – I was half expecting her mother to burst in asking

Do you girls want some juice?  Have you eaten yet?

and my friend to answer, harassed;

Oh Muuuuum.  You’re so embarrassing!  We’re fiiiine…

before we laughed a little about parents and went back to our game.

Of course, the reception remained uninterrupted by bedroom-barging parents; and my friend’s wedding went off without any of the traditional mishaps or logistical difficulties that scare to-be brides.

The day went so smoothly in fact (punctuated sporadically by mini sandwiches, vanilla champagne and the arrival of the photographers) that the only moment of panic we experienced was caused by something as inconsequential as a tube of gold body shimmer:

So relaxed were we; so painted of nail, curled of hair and smoothed of skirt that we decided it would be a fun idea to give our Anglo-skinned selves a holiday sheen…just a lick of course.  And so, fifteen minutes before leaving to go to the church, we cracked out the gel shimmer, and began applying it liberally to all exposed surfaces.  Reactions from the bride’s brothers were so positive (“Oh you guys look so tanned and beachy!” ) that we decided to partake in a little more, then a little more…until, at the moment of departure signaled by the bride’s father, we looked down to see that we had created a streaky mess about the calves more befitting a middle-aged, solarium-going ex-beach bunny rather than three young bridesmaids.  In the white-ribboned car on the way to the church, we debated whether the streakage was noticeable from afar.  Close up, horror.  But from far away, perhaps not?  In the end, I decided that the idea of striding down the aisle with legs like those was not a risk worth taking, and so, with no way of bathing before arriving at the church; I had to devise a method of shimmer removal with what was available to me in the backseat.  This turned out to be a sponge-bath in the form of a small hand towel, and the rain from the windows from a massive, yet short-lived downpour we’d experienced that morning.  Odd.  But it worked like a charm.  Legs again alabaster…down the aisle we went.

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